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Julian Date
Today’s date is 03-Jun-2026 (UTC).
Today’s Julian Date is 26153.
Julian Day Number: 2461194.67023
Chaotic Neutral Boy
Optimism verges on expectation when you’re seeing a cat
A divide allows water to surge up and stay to build silt up fat
He just kind of switches on and off, but doesn’t settle yet
Cold and hot like a coquette, Nicole Couette
Replace a bunch of treated paper with fiberglass batts
A group of guys trot into the mall, adorned in tribal tatts
Wrapped around the corner winds a line of Magic users
Waiting to divine what will be inside a piece of plastic
Star Trek fans are all on the same side
Star Wars fans must choose
What I’m Up To
Portland, ME Fringe Fest! - my improv indie team, the G.I. Woes, is performing experimental improv theatre on four nights in June 2026 for the Portland Fringe Festival. Choose your own adventure with a narrator! Buy a ticket today!
Don’t Bring Your Phucking Phone 3-day Phestival - From July 16 to July 18th, there will be a three-day DBYPPP with variously planned activities from sun up to sun down. But if you can’t make it, we meet every week in the summer at Dougherty Field between the baseball fields from 5-8pm! We socialize without our phones and host activities, have fun, and slack off. (You can bring your phone, but don’t use it at the phest, take space!)
MIST House Team - I tried out and made it onto a house team for the MIST school of improv comedy! My photo and our logo and name are TBD, but soon you can catch me once per month performing with my new team!
Compututor - I migrated a computer-aided tutoring business I started in 2012 to Portland! This month I gained my first three clients. I help people troubleshoot problems, teach them how to accomplish projects or reach goals they want to achieve, and all manner of computer-related tasks.
Next February - I will have a month-long solo show of my art at Oak Street Lofts in Portland Maine! I am hoping to make something fun and experimental!